THE 8 RULES OF GERM-CONSCIOUSNESS
1) If you are sick, do not visit.
2) If you are getting sick, do not visit.
3) If you are getting over being sick, do not visit.
4) If you have been around another sick person within 72 hours, do not visit.
5) If you have "allergies" or "food poisoning"... I call bullshit. Do not visit.
6) If you are getting "allergies" or "food poisoning"... I call bullshit. Do not visit.
7) If you are getting over "allergies" or "food poisoning"... I call bullshit. Do not visit.
8) If you have been around another person within 72 hours, who has "allergies" or "food poisoning"... I call bullshit. Do not visit.
If you pass the above rules, I look forward to seeing you and refilling your personal HandSanitizer dispenser. If you do not follow these rules, you will be forever BLACKLISTED, which is worse than death.
Love,
THE MANAGEMENT