WE MUST INFORM YOU OF THE FACTS

• The moment you clicked this link - Jeremy gained access to your IP address, browser history, and all personal digital files.

• Yes - you are also being monitored by hyper-intelligent beings from another world who desire to manipulate your spiritual evolution.

• You have been the subject of our MK-ULTRA mind control program since the day you met Jeremy - and he can access your retinas.

• Jeremy monitors your every move, thought and fantasy - through the microchip implanted in your genitals. You are a cyborg.

• Bigfoot comes to Earth via craft piloted by The Kids to help populate psilocybin spores on our planet - through their excrement.

Be good, don’t be bad. If you’re bad, don’t get caught. If you get caught, don’t call Jeremy.

Germs are real, so are UFOs.

And be kind to others - because being kind is kinda gangster.